Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Randomize
