So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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