Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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