Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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