its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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