**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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