im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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