Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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