I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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