Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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