I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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