it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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