I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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