i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
