Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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