I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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