How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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