i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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