I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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