I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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