i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
should my penis look like a turkey
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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