omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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