I don't usually arrange sex via text message
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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