Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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