i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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