I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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