It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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