its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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