If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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