It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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