just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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