all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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