do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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