What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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