What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
