Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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