Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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