that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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