I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
im holly from the hills drunk
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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