yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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