Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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