it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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