During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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