You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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