girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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