Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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