i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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