It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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