Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
id be glad to
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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