Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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