ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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