get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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