I just made out with a guy for $7.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
