Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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