do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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