So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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