Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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